Written by Dr. Suess
Adapted by the Nielson family
Photographed (with some difficulty, threatening, bribery, and crazy-mom moments) on Halloween 2015 and December 2015
Gifted to the grandparents and birthparents as a fun holiday surprise!
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Every
Who down in
Who-ville liked Christmas a lot.
But the Grinch who lived just North of
Who-ville did NOT!
The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
But whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every
Who down in
Who-ville beneath
Was busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath.
"And they're hanging their stockings," he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!
For tomorrow he knew, all the
Who girls and boys
Would wake bright and early, and they'd rush for their toys!
And then! Oh the noise! Oh, the Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
Then the
Whos, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
And they'd feast!
And they'd feast!
And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would feast on
Who-pudding, and rare
Who-roast-beast
Which was something the Grinch couldn't stand in the least!
And THEN they'd do something he liked least of all!
Every
Who down in
Who-ville, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the
Whos would start singing!
And the more the Grinch thought of this
Who-Christmas-Sing,
The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
Why for fifty-three years I've put up with it now!
I MUST stop this Christmas from coming!
But HOW?"
Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea!
"I know just what to do!" The Grinch laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Grinchy trick!
With this coat and this hat, I look just like Saint Nick!"
"All I need is a reindeer..." the Grinch looked around.
But, since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found...
So he called his dog, Max. Then he took some white thread
And he tied a big horn to the top of his head.
Then he loaded some bags and some old empty sacks
On a ramshackle sleigh, and he hitched up old Max
Then the Grinch said, "Giddap!" and the sleigh started down
Toward the homes where the
Whos, lay a-snooze in their town.
All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the
Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care
When he came to the first little house on the square.
"This is stop number one," the old Grinchy Claus hissed
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
Then he slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch.
But, if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
He got stuck only once for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
Where the little
Who stockings all hung in a row.
"These stockings," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every present!...
Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the
Whos' feast!
He took the
Who-pudding! He took the roast beast!
He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.
Why, that Grinch even took their last can of
Who-hash!
Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.
"And NOW!" grinned the Grinch, "I will stuff up the tree!"
And the Grinch grabbed the tree, and he started to shove
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small
Who!
Little Sally-Lou
Who, who was not more than two.
The Grinch had been caught by this tiny
Who daughter
Who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water.
She stared at the Grinch and said, "Santy Claus, why,
Why are you taking our Christmas tree? WHY?"
But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
"There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side.
So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
I'll fix it up
there. Then I'll bring it back
here."
And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head
And he got her a drink and he sent her to bed.
And when Sally-Lou
Who went to bed with her cup,
He went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up!...
It was quarter past dawn, all the
Whos still a-bed
All the
Whos still a-snooze, when he packed up his sled,
Packed it up with the
Whos presents! The ribbons! The wrappings!
The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!
Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mt. Crumpit,
He rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it!
"Pooh-Pooh to the
Whos!" he was grinch-ish-ly humming,
"They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!
They're just waking up! I know
just what they'll do!
Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
Then the
Whos down in
Who-ville will all cry BOO-HOO!"
"That's a noise," grinned the Grinch, "That I simply MUST hear!"
So he paused. And the Grinch put his hand to his ear.
And he
did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow...
But the sound wasn't
sad! Why, this sound sounded
merry!
It
couldn't be so! But it WAS merry! VERY!
He stared down at
Who-ville! The Grinch popped his eyes!
The he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every
Who down in
Who-ville, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming! IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How
could it be so?
It came without ribbons! It came without tags!
It came without packages, boxes, or bags!"
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
The the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "
doesn't come from a store.
Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more!"
And what happened
then...? Well in
Who-ville they say
That the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light
And he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast!
And he...
...HE HIMSELF...!
The Grinch carved the roast beast!
The end.
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Many thanks to my patient children for cooperating with my hare-brained schemes and creative whims! Cutest Sally Lou-
Who and Grinch in history!
