I have written before (okay, more than once) about my ineptitude with cell phones. (Maybe I should make this its own post category?) Well I realized earlier today that I hadn't seen my cell phone in 24 hours. This is not unusual--I lose my cell phone at least once a week--so I did what I always do: I got online and starting contacting friends and family via Facebook and Skype. Can you call my phone? I don't know where it is.
That's when I realized that I hadn't charged my phone in several days and it was likely dead somewhere. A phone call wasn't going to do it.
Tactic #2: Dig around in the cushions of the recliner in Noah's bedroom. This large chair has been known to eat things, including, but not limited to, nail clippers, iPods, and my glasses.
No luck finding the phone, but I did find two (almost) empty bottles that smelled just lovely.
As I continued to search the apartment for my rogue cell phone, I decided that I need some sort of necklace or lanyard in order to wear my cell phone around my neck at all times--so I can never lose it or drop it. This made me think about the retainer case necklace that my best friend, Liz, made for me in high school. She was so tired of me losing my retainer (which sometimes led to us digging through cafeteria trash cans and worse) that she drilled two holes in my yellow retainer case and strung it with some twine, creating a very fashionable necklace indeed.
The sad thing is, I wore that hideous necklace. I really did. I can't believe I had any friends.
Anyway, I found the cell phone (it was in the car), and when I had recharged it, I saw that I'd missed seven calls and hadn't replied to five important text messages. (I can't believe I have any friends now.)
Sadly, I couldn't read a few of the texts because my cell phone screen looks like this:
Can you guess why?
I promise I actually am an organized and capable person--but for some reason, I have a real problem with cell phones!
What do you say, Lizzy...want to make me another cool necklace? :)