Monday, March 22, 2010

How do I get myself into these situations?


It is a dreary, cold, wet day in Buffalo. Pouring rain! So when I got home from work, I immediately started stripping off the dress clothes, reaching for the warm sweats.

Mid-strip, the doorbell rang. Figuring it could be no one but Ryan standing out in the freezing rain, I hustled toward the door to let him in. My pants were still unbuttoned, and as I headed down the stairs, I started to fasten them--just in case it was not Ryan at the door. Obviously, I was not going to open the door until I was fully clothed.

You know where this is heading.

As I reached the bottom of the stairs, I audibly gasped in horror and clasped my hands over my open fly and button. There, standing inside the door, was our downstairs neighbor, who had rung the doorbell to get my attention instead of just walking upstairs to knock.

"Yes?" I asked as nonchalantly as possible while holding my pants closed.

"Could you please move your car? You are parked behind me." He avoided my eyes and my exposed undies.

Will I ever be able to look this man in the eyes again?!?

12 comments:

  1. I love it. Just think, it could've been worse...

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  2. oh my LAUGH MY PANTS OFF funny!
    tee hee. . no pun intended honey!
    ha ha ha!

    sorry. . . but this is a CLASSIC moment.
    don't feel too bad. . . i think our old landlord in Utah saw me NAKED while showering!
    ask me later. . . LONG STORY!

    ha ha ha!
    still laughing! ;)

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  3. That's awkward... you'll have to let us know how your interaction goes the next time you see him! :)

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  4. Oh gosh! Remind me to tell you about my most embarrassing moment...it's not something I'd want typed in the internet world :)

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  5. LOL I definitely think it could have been worse.

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  6. Know what that reminds me of? The Kelly and Elle story. Oh my. :) That is hilarious.

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  7. Hhahaha! I'm not sure why, but I had this idea that you had already taken off your shirt...and so when you were worried about your fly, I was thinking, "Really Rachel? What about the upper half?"

    Hahah! So funny! And of course you can look him in the eyes again. Just pretend it was HIM with his fly down. Pff, I mean, who does that?

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  8. I don't know why, but on my blog list it says that your most recent post is "I need a BYU Shirt ASAP!" but it doesn't seem to actually exist. That is really weird.

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  9. I have just downloaded iStripper, and now I can watch the best virtual strippers on my desktop.

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